The Christmas idiot

I'm now on holidays for two weeks (yes I had to say that) and the lovely Wayne had today off so we went on an expedition to get the last of our Christmas shopping done.  We may have also popped into a fave café for a quick brunch too.  But I digress.

 

On the way home from our expedition we stopped at a local servo (petrol station) to refuel.  This is where we encountered that stupid bitch at the servo the idiot.  As I walked to the side of the car, a woman pulled up at the bowser next to us with the window down talking on her mobile phone and smoking a ciggie.  I was absolutely gobsmacked and she was clearly oblivious to the dangers.  Well me being the shy retiring type that I am, I promptly walked towards her open window, said "Excuse me", then followed with "fuck off out there (pointing to the road), because I don't want to die today"!  She muttered something at me then drove off.  Did I overreact?  Maybe.  Either way, the lovely Wayne thought it was funny that I politely said excuse me, then told her to fuck off - what can I say, clearly I have good manners!

 

What is it about this time of the year that turns people into complete dick heads?  Anyhoo, that's the end of my rant.  Have you had any 'Christmas experiences' you'd like to share?

 

G. xx