This week's I must confess prompt by Kirsty over at My Home Truths is Do you have a post of which you are proud? It just happened to coincide with a post by blogger Kellie Anderson on the Aussie Bloggers Facebook page in which she refers readers to Gizoogle and suggests you type in your blog name. Well what an absolute scream. In light of this, my confession is not so much the post I'm most proud of, but the post that I would love to have been able to be proud of!
So here is the gizoogle translation of a recent post of mine, and which I would have been super proud to have written...
Oh yeah, language warning!!
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Umm, hai...
Yes yes y'all, I know itz been a while since we chatted but, well, game kinda happens. It aint nuthin but a funky-ass biatch like that! Anyhoo I thought it would be a pimped out scam ta time mah 'comeback' wit a cold-ass lil confessionizzle post whereby I link up wit fellow blogger (& playa) the ghettofab Kirsty from I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah Home Truths. Okay on ta tha confessional...
Confession One - I have failed tha confessionizzle as tha link-up happens on a Mondizzle (although Kirsty do state it is open all week - give props ta heavens fo' lil' small-ass mercies!).
Confession Two - I have no excuse fo' not postin yesterdizzle (or even earlier todizzle) as I be on holidays dis week. Yes, can I just say dat again n' again n' again - I'M ON HOLIDAYS THIS WEEK! Woot playa!
Confession Three - I have failed wit tha prompt fo' dis weekz I Must Confess link-up n' have only provided a half-arsed attempt at dat shit.
Confession Four - mah (dismal) soundtrack ta mah game. Or rather, tha choonz dat strike a cold-ass lil chord wit me (tonight!). Okay up in no specific order...
- Crazy-Ass up in ludd - Beyoncé. Well what tha eff can I say bout dis other than I lurve it coz I be partial ta shakin' mah booty (aka bustin' a move) up in tha privacy of mah lounge room. Oh aiiiight, n' occasionally up wit a suitable amount of Cristal on board dawwwg!
- Steppin Biatch - ABBA. Well like duh! Gay playa here (and Abba tragic). I channel mah inner diva wit dis one.
- I Ran - A Flock of Seagulls. I was a teenager up in tha 80z which should explain A LOT. As a result I be a 80z tragic. I mean, tha hair, tha glasses, tha fashion! Also be thinkin Duran Duran, Adam & tha Ants, etc. Yes yes y'all, I did attempt dem fashions n' afroz (I had tha afro ta do it back then).
- Radioactizzle - Imagine Dragons. This be a pimped out cold lil' woo wop by a equally pimped out crew (great mixtape too). And tha vizzle is just phat. Currently on high rotation here.
- Anchor - Mindy Gledhill. I discovered dis truly dope cold lil' woo wop a cold-ass lil couple muthatruckin years back n' it straight-up struck a cold-ass lil chord wit mah dirty ass. This is tha cold lil' woo wop I would rap ta tha ghettofab Weezy at our weddin coz it sums up EXACTLY how tha eff I feel bout n' towardz his muthatruckin ass. 2 provisoz ta dis straight-up goin down though - bein able ta legally marry his ass here up in Australia, n' copious rappin lessons as I can't hold a tune ta save mah game! Also gotz a dig tha Spanish version dat Mindy do coz itz equally dope.
All up in all though, I have straight-up varied musical tastes n' they is linked ta mah vibes, n' some would say mah state of sobriety! These choonz is by no means mah most fave, they is what tha eff popped tha eff into mah head while composin dis post (well except fo' Mindy Gledhill coz it is how tha eff I feel about, you know, him!).
And there endeth tha confessional!
Oh wow, whoever holla'd dat confession was phat fo' tha ass was onto something. I feel much mo' betta fo' it, truly! Do you wanna feel phat (no dis aint a cold-ass lil cheesy segway ta some dubious marital aid product)? Then why not pop over n' link up wit Kirsty at My Home Truths.
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I hope it gave you as much of a laugh as it gave me. You can read the actual original post here (no where near as funny though).
G. xx
PS - I changed some words in the translation (eff, mothertruckin) which may have appeared differently in the initial translation! Apologies if I missed any!
